sludged:

i care more about the speed of my internet than the direction of my life

(via laurenzel)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via fauxrebel)

officialfrenchtoast:

when u post a selfie and it gets no notes

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(via killerqueen221b)

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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(via foxyloki)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via friendlyforrestfires)

spookyasianmom:

the only thing that needs to turn up right now are my grades

(Source: cmami, via twerkerus)

setbabiesonfire:

brand-n3w:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

Captain munch

Cheery Hoes

(Source: thewhatever, via weeping-angel-2spooky)

Timestamp: 1397838100

setbabiesonfire:

brand-n3w:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

Captain munch

Cheery Hoes

(Source: thewhatever, via weeping-angel-2spooky)

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

(Source: rooftoqs, via weeping-angel-2spooky)

Timestamp: 1397838076

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

(Source: rooftoqs, via weeping-angel-2spooky)

Pepper Potts + stills

(via weeping-angel-2spooky)

nintenclo64:

friends: “you should have come with us” 

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(via kiss-kiss-fall-into-despair)

A Supernatural Guide to Angels

  • Michael: Originally nice but turned out to be a douche
  • Zachariah: Douchiest douche to ever douche in the history of douches
  • Raphael: Douche to the millionth power
  • Anna: Awesome for a few episodes then became a douche
  • Uriel: Douche that was actually an ultra douche
  • Castiel: Actually not a douche except for that one time he ate a bazillion dead monster souls and went through a period of douchiness (it was just a phase)
  • Lucifer: The only one who was never a douche everyone wants to fuck him or hug him, preferably both
  • Balthazar: Smartass, self-serving douche that we actually liked but died due to his affiliation with the Winchesters
  • Naomi: Douchey douche until like two hours before her death whoops
  • Gabriel: A douche but we love him anyway because he's funny
  • Samandriel: precious baby angel cupcake in a weiner hut hat whom we love
  • Gadriel: Fucking douchemaster
  • Virgil: Typical angel douche until he killed the attractive crying man and leveled up into a black belt of douchiness
  • Metatron: douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche x 100000000000 douches
  • Teacher: Your assignment for next class is to turn in 20 metaphors
  • Student: *brings a pack of cigarettes*